Spend six weeks with the senior team you couldn't hire.
Your app comes out production-grade.
The senior engineers and designers behind the agents run their method on your app — the architecture, the scale, the operations — live, with you. Eight seats. Six weeks. You leave certified.
Fifteen minutes. No pitch. If it's not a fit, we'll tell you.
You shipped something real.
Now it needs what AI couldn't give it.
The app was the easy afternoon. Making it survive real users — the architecture, the scale, the operations — is a senior team's job. That's the gap. We close it, with you.
Built for the builder, not the engineer.
For you if…
- You built something real on Lovable, Bolt, Replit, or Cursor — and people are using it.
- You can't fully read your own code. It keeps you up.
- You'd rather understand your app than hand it off and stay in the dark.
- You want proof it's safe — the kind you can show a customer.
Not yet if…
- You haven't built anything. Come back with an app.
- You're a senior engineer who wants a scanner. You don't need us.
- You want it done for you, forever untouched. This is done with you.
- You can't give it ~2 hours a week for six weeks.
The humans behind the agents.
Live. In the room.
The agents carry the judgment of the people who built them — engineers and designers who shipped at Apple, CBS Interactive, BCG Digital Ventures, Converse, Uproxx, and Cutwater. They don't wing it: they run a method — Reference Architecture™, LAPP Order™, the Blueprint Pack — on your app, live. Small enough that every app hits the screen. Built so you leave production-grade.
Six weeks. Production-grade by the end.
One lesson, one live teardown of your app, every week. Find → Fix → Prove.
- 00Kickoff
Score your real app, live. Meet the Crew — the people, not the agents.
- 01Lock the doors
Secrets, auth, data, input — the four doors a stranger walks through. First.
- 02When it breaks
Errors, backups, monitoring — so a bad day isn't a lost business.
- 03When it's loved
Load and database under real traffic — and what you don't need yet.
- 04Taking money safely
Payments, PII, and the ops to run it without a 2am panic.
- 05Know your own app
Your 30-day Glow-Up Map™, built with you. Stop being a stranger to your own code.
- 06Prove it
Live certification. You graduate Launch Gate™ certified — with a public verify page.
Judgment you can't download.
The pedigree isn't decoration. It's why a seat beats a subscription.
Weeks 1–2. The foundation — how it's built, and who's allowed to touch what. A career on systems that hold up and can't be walked into.
Weeks 3–4. Load, database, the parts that break under real traffic. Products taken from prototype to millions.
Weeks 5–6. Running it day to day — deploy, recover, understand your own app. Ran production at real scale, then certified it.
Full instructor bios and cohort assignments confirmed on your fit call.
You don't leave with notes. You leave with proof.
Your app, all-green and Launch Gate™ certified — live, with you driving.
A certificate anyone can check the moment they ask if your app is ready.
You'll read your own app and know what to fix — long after week six.
A one-fix-a-day Glow-Up Map™. The app keeps getting safer.
All six agents, every gate, no daily cap. Included.
Lifetime alumni access and a private channel of builders like you.
One seat. Everything in it.
An annual membership built around the live cohort. One price. The fixes and the certificate are never behind another tier.
Your seat includes
- The full 6-week live cohort — only 8 seats, everyone hot-seated
- Your app taken exposed → Launch Gate™ certified, live
- Hot-seat teardowns by the people behind the pedigree
- A full year of the Crew — every gate, no daily cap
- Cheat Codes library + Blueprint Pack
- A public Launch Gate™ verify page for your certificate
- Lifetime alumni access + private channel
- Every session recorded — yours to keep
in exchange for your case study.
Apply by booking a 15-minute call. Eight seats a cohort — we make sure it's a fit before anyone pays.
Graduate certified, or your money back — and you keep everything. We'll never promise "no breaches." No one honest can.
A senior engineer runs $150–250/hr. A fractional CTO is $2,500 a month. This is a team of them, on your app, for six weeks.
The honest answers.
Do I need to know how to code?
No. It's built for builders who ship with AI and can't fully read the code yet. Plain language, exact fixes. You'll understand your app by the end — that's the point.
What if I miss a session?
Every session is recorded and yours to keep. Teardowns are best live, but you'll never lose the material. Week-5 office hours catch you up.
Which platforms do you support?
Lovable, Bolt, Replit, and Cursor are first-class. Built with an AI tool and it runs? Bring it. We confirm fit on the call.
Is my app too early — or too far along?
Sweet spot: "real people are using it, and that scares me a little." Nothing built yet, you're early. Got a security team, you don't need us. The call sorts it out.
Why only 8 seats?
Live teardowns don't scale. Eight is the most we can put on screen and still review every real app. We add cohorts, never seats.
What's the refund policy?
Graduate certified or get a full refund and keep everything. Conditional on doing the work — a promise, not a loophole.
Do you host or touch my infrastructure?
Never. We judge, teach, and fix. You keep control of your app and accounts the whole time.
Bring your app. Leave production-grade.
Next cohort September 2026 · 8 seats · open now. Fifteen minutes, no pitch — just an honest read on whether it's right for you.
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